Not actually African

I'm kind of a fgt

meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

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putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
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red-liquorish:

cnnbreaking:

i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way

"I had to do it"

red-liquorish:

cnnbreaking:

i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way

"I had to do it"

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duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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stability:

if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows

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