sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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pussysista:

Me: Where should I apply my perfume?

Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed

Me:

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sosa-parks:

Niggas b up at like 3:30 AM talking about “Real niggas dont sleep we up getting this money” nigga go to bed you unemployed and sleepy.

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k009:

gosh diddly darn

k009:

gosh diddly darn

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vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

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stonerthings:

When your friend says they’ve never been high before so you gotta smoke them up properly

stonerthings:

When your friend says they’ve never been high before so you gotta smoke them up properly

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