the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
- Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
- Me: "Yeah..."
- Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
- Me: -Forgets entire language-
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u